Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on Her Fox News Suspension – SNL

Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on Her Fox News Suspension – SNL


>>FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE PIRRO
HAS LOST UP TO 20% OF HER ADVERTISERS SINCE MAKING
CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS ABOUT A MUSLIM CONGRESSWOMAN.
HERE TO COMMENT IS JEANINE PIRRO.
>>HELLO, I’M JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO, AND HERE I
JUST WANT TO THANK THE BRAVE SPONSORS WHO STUCK WITH ME
DESPITE ACCUSATIONS BY THE RADICAL LOONY LEFT.
TO COMPANIES LIKE JEEP I SAY, THANK YOU.
AND TO MITSUBISHI I SAY, DOMO ARIGATO.
SORRY DANIEL-SAN, LOOKS LIKE WAX OFF.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD, CAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU.
>>NO CAN DO, BUDDY. 20 YEARS AGO I YELLED AT A
WAITER BECAUSE MY COBB SALAD HAD A CRANBERRY IN IT.
AND NOW I’M LOCKED AT THIS VOLUME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF
MY LIFE.>>IT’S RUMORED THAT FOX HAS
ONLY KEPT YOU ON THE AIR BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP PERSONALLY CALLED
THE NETWORK ON YOUR BEHALF.>>THAT’S BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP
IS A CLASS ACT. HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF
PRESIDENTS AND THE WESLEY SNIPES OF TAXES.
HE’S A WIZ IN THE BOARDROOM, AND SOMETIMES WIZZES A LITTLE IN THE
BEDROOM.>>JEANINE, I HATE TO ASK THIS,
BUT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?>>COLIN, I HAVEN’T BEEN
DRINKING. I CURRENTLY AM DRINKING.
I VOW TO ENJOY A DRINK EVERY TIME PRESIDENT TRUMP IGNORES A
CONGRESSIONAL SUBPOENA. AND LET ME TELL, MAMA IS A
LIZARD.>>DESPITE TRUMP’S STONEWALLING,
IT’S LIKELY ROBERT MUELLER WILL TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS.
>>WHAT! COLIN, LOOK.
THAT’S TERRIBLE IDEA. THE REPORT IS DONE.
CASE CLOSED. SENOR MUELLER HAS SPOKEN, AND HE
SAID, NO HABLO COLLUSION MAN.>>WELL, I’M GOING TO LET YOU
FINISH BEFORE I SAY THE NEXT PART.
>>OKAY.>>OKAY.
SO, THE DEMOCRATS COULD MAKE HIM TESTIFY IF THEY START
IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS.>>WHAT!
COLIN JESSICA JOST, IMPEACHMENT WOULD BE CRAZY.
OKAY? THAT IS THE LAST RESORT OF THE
LOOPY LOCO LEFT WHO HATE THIS PRESIDENT AND HIS SICK MAC DADDY
ENERGY.>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CASE
BECAUSE, LOOK, I’M SORRY THAT YOUR DRINK IS GONE BEFORE I SAY
THIS.>>BROOD BLOODY MARY.
>>NO, NO, NO, I GOT AN EXTRA ONE.
>>WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DRINK?
>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU, KENAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT A NICE GUY. FUNNY, TOO.
>>SO BY IGNORING THE SUBPOENAS, I’M JUST GOING TO
HOLD YOUR ARM RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND, BY IGNORING THE
SUBPOENAS, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE DEMOCRATS MORE REASON TO
IMPEACH.>>WHAT!
NO! NO!
COLIN!>>I’M SO WET.
JEANINE PIRRO, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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    Johnny Punish

    The real Pirro is a disgrace to ARAB AMERICANS. Shame on the psycho profiteer. This actress imitation is spot on

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    Rob Smith

    I used to enjoy this show,but now it’s become the latest platform for anybody who wants to here what the looney leftard idiots want to spew,anybody who finds this crap funny is a leftard and should make do with the lazy writers opinions,or what there told to write and keep claiming your government cheques.It wouldn’t be as bad if you had things you liked about the left and the right,but your all mentally ill,producers,writers,hosts and viewers at home,I mean,anything judge Jeanine pirro speaks is the truth,fact,she even got shutdown for telling the truth about an anti semitic radical evil Muslim congresswoman,who openly hates America and wants for it the exact same thing she and her family fled,she just highlights the powerfully insane,pirro does,and Americans on the left are lapping ohmars crap up.The left think right is wrong,and wrong is right,that’s backwards,like you leftists,enjoy your controlled version of reality,trump has already got 2020 and there’s nothing you can do about it,and it cuts you up inside.I don’t even think the fact that all your idols,or 99% of them anyway,singers,actors,and preferred politicians are child rapists or into wrong doing of some sort,and your ok with it or turn a blind eye,this means your brain has been switched off,may your god of choice save you,for soon you’ll be donning your black balaclavas and masks to go out and beat up anything on the right that moves,you antifa loving idiots,I mean,you support-this behaviour.They call Jews nazis,gays homophobic,and black people racist,and some antifa flags openly show the emblem of nambla that is the North American man boy love association,so the left are encouraging pedofiles and demanding that they have rights to rape or groom kids and normalise it by giving it its own gender group called pedosexual,are you for real,you all on the left are for this?i hope you all wake up soon and realise that your being used and shit on from a great hight,or your all just as sick as the Clinton’s,Epstein,Polanski,podesta,Weinstein And royalty like Prince Andrew,And that’s just the tip of the ice,pyramid so to speak.You all need to walk away and leave old school liberal values and rotten corruption behind,if not you must have a vested interest in keeping these sickening creatures in power,shame on you all.Trump 2020.Its That Or we’re finished,he’s already saved us from two possible wars,one of which Hillary Clinton said on a televised interview that she would be 100% taking us to war with Russia with no explanation why at the time,and then what about Korea and China?the clintons love war and you on the left love them,but there just about wrapped up now and ready to retire to a nice cushy life,,,,they just had one last loose end to tie up,exit Epstein,And I know it’s true!your all mentally ill,but even he wasn’t beyond your beloved convenient redemption,from your clearly man written bullshit religious texts.I hope you all burn in your own personal versions of hell you fucking leftards,keep laughing you sick fucks.

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    Yan Liu

    Love judge Jeanine. And the losers can only mocking her in the dark corner. BTW, Epstein is suicided. Of course.

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    I'maLeo JRZY973

    #Fredo #DoncupcakeLamon #MaddogRachelMadow #JimAcostaplaysonthe pinkteam #AlecI'minRehabAgain forHookers&CokeBalwin

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    Ben Jones

    I love Cecily so much. Hilarious and beautiful. BUT it's mostly the comedy cracks me up. My favourite is her and Vanessa's ex porn star shopping network.

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    Leonardi laurenti

    Jeannine Pirro, I wish that FOX News had permanently SUSPENDED you. YOU are as RACIST as your man Trump whom I believe would relish the chance to GRAB your "nasty meowing CAT"!

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    Daniel Tibbs

    I am in LOVE WITH Cecily strong. I think she is the hottest, funniest woman out there. Wow her and pete Davidson only reason to watch snl.

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    digital subliminal messages

    S T O P. RA P E I N G. B a B I E S
    It almost had a joke about that // I like …waxing on/ // haa ha/ the Jordan from baseball / you got another ???/ /

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    Carlos-Ricardo Chambers

    Jesus Christ this was full-on hilarious! i come back now & then when i want a good laugh.. Cecily should've gotten an emmy nod.

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    Treasure Trovel

    This is a great impression of Jeanine. LOL. With regard to Jeanine's remarks against the anti-semitic congresswomen, Good For Her for speaking the truth. Anti-American, lousy congress women will hopefully lose re-election.

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    Stephen Kershaw

    fox news and their viewers are such easy targets to make fun of… they're like the nerds and losers of the playground, naturally the strong and superior are going to beat up on them

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    Tim McNamee

    Hey SNL enjoy your shitt sandwich with your shitt ratings. Haaaaaaaaaa🖕 KAG
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👌

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    DarlingNikki2

    Oh, damn a wet Colin Jost is even hotter than a dry Colin Jost! Imagine him walking out of the shower… Let me stop.🤤🤤🤤🤤

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    Vanda sóvágó

    2:15 Cecily already wanted to throw (she started to swing her hand) the drink but she saw that Colin had one more line lol

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    bc1969214

    Enjoy the comments stating this isn't an accurate impression, probably the same people upset at Fey's Palin appearances.

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    Mason Lafoon

    She is so good at this character. The only problem I have is at 1:16…like…I shouldn't be getting turned on by Jeanine Pirro. I would never get turned on by Jeanine Pirro. So ultimately, Cecily's impression fails, because I am currently turned on.

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    shelbyresz01

    this is so underrated and i think everyone needs the joy of laughing their asses off to colin getting drenched by cecily strong

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    fakerating

    The real Judge Jeanine is even more crazed than this portrayal. Let's not forget the real "LAW AND ORDER" Judge got arrested for going 105 miles per hour, and her husband she divorced is a jailbird in a Federal prison for crimes he committed while married to this nutcase.

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