The President Thinks He Runs Fox News

The President Thinks He Runs Fox News


SO, TRUMP WON’T COME OUT AND
CONDEMN ANTI-MUSLIM TERRORISM OR WHITE SUPREMACY OR MENTION THAT
IT’S ON THE RISE, BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT ENRAGED HIM THIS
WEEKEND: EVERYTHING ELSE. IN A TWELVE HOUR PERIOD ON
SUNDAY, HE HAD 29 TWEETS. HE MIGHT HAVE CARPAL THUMBAL. ( LAUGHTER )
OR A MENTAL ILLNESS. ( LAUGHTER )
OR A NEED TO DISTRACT US FROM SOMETHING ELSE MORE MUELLER-Y. ( LAUGHTER )
ONE THING HE WAS UPSET ABOUT WAS THE SIDELINING OF FOX NEWS HOST
AND VANNA WHITE’S EVIL TWIN, JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO. LAST WEEK, PIRRO SAID THIS ABOUT
MINNESOTA CONGRESSWOMAN, ILHAN OMAR.>>THINK ABOUT IT. OMAR WEARS A HIJAB. IS HER ADHERENCE TO THIS ISLAMIC
DOCTRINE INDICATIVE OF HER ADHERENCE TO SHARIA LAW, WHICH
IN ITSELF IS ANTITHETICAL TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION?>>STEPHEN: NO. ALSO, IT’S NOT PRONOUNCED
HEE-JAB, YOU ROSS-IST. ( LAUGHTER )
DID I MISPRONOUNCE THAT? DID I MISPRONOUNCE THAT? DID I PRONOUNCE THAT CORRECTLY? ( LAUGHTER )
IN A STATEMENT, FOX NEWS CONDEMNED THE JUDGE, SAYING,
MS. PIRRO’S REMARKS “DO NOT REFLECT THOSE OF THE NETWORK.” ADDING, “WE REMINDED HER, WE’RE
DOING MEXICANS THIS WEEK.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT FOX NEWS DID PULL HER SHOW ON SATURDAY, AND TRUMP WAS NOT
PLEASED: “BRING BACK @JUDGEJEANINE PIRRO. THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS,
WORKING CLOSELY WITH THEIR BELOVED PARTNER, THE FAKE NEWS
MEDIA, IS USING EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK TO SILENCE A MAJORITY
OF OUR COUNTRY. THEY HAVE ALL OUT CAMPAIGNS
AGAINST @FOXNEWS HOSTS WHO ARE DOING TOO WELL.” YES, THE RADICAL LEFT AND THE
MAINSTREAM MEDIA HATCHED A DEVIOUS PLOT TO MAKE JEANINE
PIRRO SOUND LIKE A BIGOT. HERE’S HOW THEY DID IT: THEY
POINTED A CAMERA AT HER. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Jon: JUST AS SIMPLE AS
THAT.>>Stephen: TRUMP WASN’T JUST
DISAPPOINTED BY FOX. HE WAS MAD AT ALL THE CHANNELS. “IT’S TRULY INCREDIBLE THAT
SHOWS LIKE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, NOT FUNNY-SLASH-NO TALENT, CAN
SPEND ALL OF THEIR TIME KNOCKING THE SAME PERSON– ME– OVER &
OVER, WITHOUT SO MUCH OF A MENTION OF “THE OTHER SIDE.” HE IS RIGHT “SNL”
ATTACKED HIM “OVER AND OVER,” CONSIDERING THE EPISODE THAT
AIRED THIS WEEKEND WAS A RERUN. ( LAUGHTER )
“THAT SNL EPISODE WAS NOT FUNNY, AND ALSO, THEY DID ALL THE SAME
JOKES AS A FEW WEEKS AGO. WORD FOR WORD. THE ONLY THING THAT WAS FRESH
WAS THE COMMERCIALS. THAT GECKO IS MY FAVORITE SNL
CAST MEMBER! I HEAR THE GECKO IS DATING KATE
BECKINSALE.” ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP CONTINUED, “LIKE AN ADVERTISEMENT WITHOUT
CONSEQUENCES. SAME WITH LATE NIGHT SHOWS
DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT. SHOULD FEDERAL ELECTION
COMMISSION AND/OR FCC LOOK INTO THIS? THERE MUST BE COLLUSION WITH THE
DEMOCRATS AND, OF COURSE, RUSSIA!”
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) LATE NIGHT SHOWS COLLUDING WITH
RUSSIA? THAT IS INSANE AND COMPLETELY
PARANOID. THIS IS EMERGENCY MESSAGE TO
MOSCOW COMEDY COMMISSARIAT ( LAUGHTER )
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS UNCOVERED OUR COMMUNICATIONS CHANNEL. PLEASE SEND INSTRUCTIONS, AND
MORE DELICIOUS TURNIPS. MMM! YOU ARE MY ONE, TRUE LOVE.

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    Larry Easton

    Just what we need, a group of people who hate American values AND Americans, running around in masks in OUR country.

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    Caden Hembree

    this dude wouldn’t have a career if Trump didn’t exist. A prime example of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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    Eric Karch

    Time to grow up and act like an adult Steven. Don't worry so much about what President Trump does, worry about what you do!

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    WildwoodClaire1

    Now that the Mueller report is complete and it apparently says there's no indictable evidence that Trump eats puppies (at least according to the Attorney General), I think we can expect an attempted reign of terror. Trump feels emboldened to raise his attacks on critics to a whole new level.

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    WildwoodClaire1

    For the record, the "majority" of Americans are either blissfully unaware of the existence of Jeanine Pirro or find the garrulous Ms. Pirro utterly appalling.

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    Its ASetUp

    If it wasn’t for trump, he wouldn’t have a show. I think Steve is in the closet and had a crush on trump.

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    mojo-jojo rides

    I remember when Colbert was funny..

    Then he hopped on the Trump hate train.

    I mean Trump's an idiot but good god damn. Liberals have been hating on Trump for years now. Find something else to crack jokes about. Rereading Trump's tweets in his voice just isn't fucking funny dude.

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    وقفه مع TAZ

    Just an info to address the racist person on Fox news, There's no book called sharea law that Muslims read and learn to hate American and be terrorist. Sharea is just an Arabic word means guidance, when Muslim says sharea they mean they light their life with the guidance that was shown to them by God, just like nuns … Muslims only read Quran like Christian read their Bible . so to that ignorant on Fox news I'm saying, stop spreading hate and Islamophobia!!

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    Vary Olla

    Faux News has become the American equivalent of the USSR's TASS.  They went all-in for Trumputin back in the 2016 election and never looked back.

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    Bob Gemale

    and Colbert thinks he is the greatest comedic genius ever by obsessing over Trump 24/7 "duh I is woke duh clap back at Trump duh lol throw some shade duh pwn Trump lol duh tRump duh lol Rump lol duh Trumpanzees duh Trumptard losers duh kovfefe duh lol duh orange skin duh lol Trumpitler Donaldolf Trumpitler duh lololol duh"

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    rosely covali

    I wish Trump could run your channel, so we wouldn’t be bored with your conical jokes all the same everyday as if you had some intelligence or creativity to own s shoe like this. You are truly boring!

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    Miss Lana. M. Hudson

    Someone is trying out to be a dictator… silence the media silence the news on tv.. Did I miss ANYTHING else..

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    Bradden Scott

    There is no or, there is only and. He has mental illness AND a need to distract us from the Mueller report AND carpal thumbal syndrome.

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    Steven Martin

    Is it just me or is Tronny Ds presidency like a bizarre Twilight Zone or Outer Limits episode?

    🤔

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    Cathy Wolfe

    Pirro has obviously run into a very bad plastic surgeon. In the future, try a different one, any one!

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    Bill Baldwin

    How do you make America great again. We are #1 in the world…well except in education and in gun control…er well infrastructure and mental health…and public security…er. And well…pollution control…umm…elder care…equality ….

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    Joy Smith

    Go back to your courtroom and stay out of politics you lie just as much as Trump is what the hell do women see in this asshole

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    Duribethin

    0:58 – 1. Looks like her pronunciation is recognized.
    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/hijab
    2. It's a religion, not a "race".
    Thank you & have a nice day.

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    polite critique

    Trump has zero successes for 2020. Its why hes desperate for Iran or China deal. He's made deficit a trillion a year. So he's barking about racism so nobody asks him about any policy. MF is always up isisrael arse. Yet claims america first.

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    polite critique

    Everyone start exposing. Harassing. Boycotting every company that sponsors scum like Jeanine pirro on fox. Only way to fire these scum who lie to the public go after there sponsors

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    larry fulkerson

    Good hackers of the world, if you're listening, we need for you to delete trumpf's twitter account. I'm sure you will be mightily rewarded.

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    Ronald Stevenson

    I remember reading about Torture in Guantanamo bay, one of the methods was to play a song on a continuous loop, this reminds me of Twump, the same record droning on and on in a continuous loop and yes it is torture. GOD PLEASE STRIKE HIM DOWN WITH LIGHTNING.

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    _ VesBraun

    CONFIRMED: Stephen Colbert is a Ukranian agent sent to US to pander Russian-Collusion agenda so that Putin gets involved with Trump rather than continue to smash his Ukrainian homeland.

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    Larry Kinnear

    Is it possible Trump is tiring to start the Fourth Reich ? He seams to be hitting all the main hate points.

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    Armando Salinas

    I think its Melania Trump doing all these tweets ever since that pornstar thing she has his cellphone!!!

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    serafin nieves

    I can't wait for the Reality show of Trumps life in prison.Special episode should be Trump handing out hand jobs and oral to the Mexicans and Blacks.Throw in some rim jobs to the whites for the rating boost.

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    Steven Farina

    That asshole piero was clocked doing 130 miles an hour on a highway a while back.Let she who is without sin cast the first stone.

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    Toni Butts

    Between Stephen Colbert and the comments I'm in stitches, rolling on the floor with laughter!!!!🥴😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so freaking funny!!!

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    crocusflower

    no wonder judge periro is giddy over trump, they are both nasty little thangs. could you see them as lovers? the cops would be at their house every day, to see things crashing out of windows landing on the lawn, ghastly screams & thumping & gunshots heard. talk about war of the roses. they'd come limping out of their house the next day all bandaged up & arm in arm like nothing happened. omg. the way she defends him makes me wonder….

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    S Watts

    SHE'S a DUMB REPUBLI-THUG and DUMB CONSPIRACY THEORY NUTT FROM FOX TOON NETWORK so she is Too STUPID TO REALIZE THAT SHE IS A MUSLIM/LEBANESE but we don't want to SHOCK her. It may prove TOO MUCH FOR HER HEART. ON THE OTHER HAND, LET'S TELL HER SHE'S ONE OF THE MUSLIMS SHE HATES. 😆

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    Noises

    No he doesn't.
    I've seen Trump shake world leader's hands. Domineering. Brash. Uncouth. Almost violent.
    I've also seen him shake Rupert Murdoch's hand. Deferential. Obsequious. Obedient. Passive.
    You can see by the body language, Trump knows Murdoch owns him.

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    Richard Dastrup

    That's funny Colbert thinks he runs late night comedy. Instead he became Rachel mad cow. Cheerleader. No monologue. Just the back up news report. The same oh same oh nouthing new. The real comedy diamond and silk maga challenge.

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    Doug Robbins

    Normally I'm fully behind Colbert but he called this wrong. Islam is not a race, it's a religion, and it is among other things distinctly non-democratic, thus inconsistent with our values.
    It's plain wrong to call that racism. It is nothing of the kind.
    Democracy is valuable.

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