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Nancy Pelosi’s Coat, Melania Trump’s Fox News Interview – Monologue

Nancy Pelosi’s Coat, Melania Trump’s Fox News Interview – Monologue

Let’s get to the news. Following lawyer Michael Cohen’s three-year prison sentence, President Trump claimed today that Cohen pleaded guilty to campaign charges to “embarrass the President.” No, I think even Michael Cohen knows that if a guy goes out like this in public… he cannot be embarrassed. He’s that uncle we all have who …

Why The Right Is So Dishonest About American History – Some News (Thanksgiving, Football)

Why The Right Is So Dishonest About American History – Some News (Thanksgiving, Football)

– Here’s some news, America’s having a reasoned, healthy debate about the cause of the Civil War. The year now is 1866 and the losing enemy, the Confederacy, was, what, what’s? No, couldn’t be 2017, that’s this year. Oh, yes, I see. Here’s some old news, the Civil War was caused by slavery. And here’s …