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Xenonion News: The Latest Headlines From Your Cluster

Xenonion News: The Latest Headlines From Your Cluster

//Commence Captioning [countdown sequence with some mild beeping] [catchy news jingle] All the latest news from your cluster Human president Jeffrey Rossario faces corruption charges over claims he inappropriately spent influence It’s day 538 in the search for the missing space amoeba, Bubbles And a new study suggests we’re all just helpless pawns, trapped inside …

Why The Right Is So Dishonest About American History – Some News (Thanksgiving, Football)

Why The Right Is So Dishonest About American History – Some News (Thanksgiving, Football)

– Here’s some news, America’s having a reasoned, healthy debate about the cause of the Civil War. The year now is 1866 and the losing enemy, the Confederacy, was, what, what’s? No, couldn’t be 2017, that’s this year. Oh, yes, I see. Here’s some old news, the Civil War was caused by slavery. And here’s …