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A Headline’s Not An Article (song)

A Headline’s Not An Article (song)

♫{upbeat electronic music} A headline’s not an article ♫A Tweet is not an article ♪ ♫An update’s but a particle, ♫ Of an in-depth, fleshed-out ♪fact-based, sourced-backed, [faster] ♪here’s-what-happened, read-the-whole thing, ♪it’s-too-much-to-fit-in-one-blurb, ♪catching-eyeballs-for-your-click-count article. ♪ ♫♫ ♫A headline’s not an article ♫A Tweet is not an article ♪ ♫It’s basically a farticle of a full-blown, …