Space Station Broadcast – SNL

Space Station Broadcast – SNL


>>HELLO, EARTHLINGS AND HAPPY
SPACE DAY. CAPTAIN ED McGOVERN BROADCASTING
LIVE FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION, TO 5,000 K
THROUGH 8 SCIENCE CLASSROOMS ACROSS THE U.S.A.
I’M JOINED BY LIEUTENANT SUSSMAN AND BECKER.
>>HI.>>HEY!
>>THERE’S ALSO SOME RUSSIAN COSMONAUTS ON BOARD.
PARTY UP HERE. LET’S GET BACK TO WORK.
GET BACK TO WORK, BUMS.>>OKAY.
BYE-BYE.>>I CAN’T WAIT TO ANSWER SOME
OF YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE.
LET’S START WITH PAULSON MIDDLE SKOO IN CONNECTICUT.
>>HI, WHAT KIND OF EXPERIMENTS ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
>>GREAT QUESTION. WE ARE ACTUALLY STUDYING HOW
ANIMALS ADAPT TO SPACE AND HAVE FUNNY MONKEYS OUT HERE TO HELP
US OUT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR QUESTION,
STAR STUDENT. OH, NEXT — OKAY, GOD, MOTHER
OF — OH, WHAT HAPPENED?>>SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>>WHAT HAPPENED?>>THERE WAS AN AIRLOCK BREACH
IN THE BIOLAB. GOT A LITTLE CHILLY IN THERE BUT
EVERYTHING IS OKAY NOW.>>ARE THE ANIMALS ALL RIGHT?
>>WHAT’S UP?>>ARE THE ANIMALS ALL RIGHT?
>>I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW.>>YEP.
>>WELL, I APOLLO-GISE ABOUT THAT.
LET’S GET BACK TO QUESTIONS. HOW ABOUT TILLMAN MIDDLE SCHOOL
IN LARAMIE, WYOMING.>>HI, THIS IS HALEY LIKE THE
COMET AND LIKE EMINEM’S DAUGHTER.
UM, HOW BIG IS THE SPACE STATION?
>>THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION. IT’S ABOUT 32,000 SQUARE FEET.
NOW, DOWN THIS WAY THERE IS A LONG CORRIDOR THAT WIEPDS INTO
SEVERAL WORK AND LIVING STATIONS.
[ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF LIKE A FLOATING HAMSTER
HABITAT. THANKS, HALEY, MAKE SURE YOU
COMET TO YOUR STUDIES. OKAY, LET’S GO TO ORCHARD MIDDLE
SCHOOL IN OHIO.>>HI, MY STUDENTS AND I WANTED
TO ASK HOW YOU GUYS MAKE FOOD UP THERE BUT WE’D LIKE TO CHANGE
OUR QUESTION TO, IS THAT FROZEN MONKEY OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT MONKEY?
OH. OH!
THIS LITTLE GUY, IT’S CAPOOKA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YIKES, HE IS COLD! WAVE HELLO, TO EVERYBODY.
HANG ON — OH, MY GOD! [ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD! OH, GOD!
NO, NO, NO, NO. OKAY, GOOD-BYE, CAPOOKA!
TEACHERS OUT THERE, IF YOU CAN MUTE YOUR CLASSROOM TV FOR JUST
A SEC WHILE I ATTEND TO SOME SPACE BUSINESS, THAT WOULD BE
GREAT. SO HIT MUTE NOW.
SUSSMAN, WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE MONKEYS?
>>THEY ALL FROZE.>>THEY ALL FROZE?
>>THEY ALL FROZE?>>YEAH, KI CHI HIT A WALL AND
SHATTERED.>>OH, KI CHI AND THE CAT?
>>THE CAT IS WEIRD, THE PRESSURE CHANGE LIKE CAUSED ITS
FACE TO SUCK INTO ITSELF. IT’S REALLY WEIRD GOOD NEWS,
HE’S ALIVE.>>THAT’S NOT GOOD NEWS!
THERE’S A CAT WITH NO FACE FLOATING AROUND!
HOW BAD IS IT DOWN THERE?>>COME LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>CAT AIN’T HAVE NO DAMN FACE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
>>JUST GO SEAL OFF NODE FOUR. AND FIND SVETLANA.
>>YES, SIR.>>OH, GOD!
PLEASE BE AWARE OF YOUR FEET. SHOES TOUCHED MY MOUTH.
OKAY. WELCOME BACK.
NOW, HERE’S A FUN FACT. WE ARE 234 MILES ABOVE THE
EARTH’S SURFACE. AND THE VIEW ISN’T HALF BAD.
COME CLOSER HERE. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT
BEAUTIFUL BLUE MARBLE. LOOK AT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! SVETLANA!
OH, KIDS, DON’T WORRY. DON’T WORRY.
THAT COSMONAUT IS FINE. THE RUSSIANS ARE USED TO BEING
COLD. SUSSMAN, GET ON THE CRANE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OH, MY GOD.
SHE’S SO FROZEN, SHE MIGHT BREAK.
>>DON’T SAY, THAT PLEASE! NOW, KIDS, WHAT
LIEUTENANT SUSSMAN IS TRYING TO DO —
[ LAUGHTER ] HE’S TRYING TO GIVE HER JUST A
LITTLE NUDGE BACK TOWARDS THE HATCH.
>>OH, MAN! SIR, IF I DO GET HER, IT’S GOING
TO BE IN PIECES.>>TRY HARDER, AND DON’T SAY
THAT, PLEASE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I’M SORRY, KIDS, THIS IS A BAD DAY FOR SPACE.
>>OKAY. OKAY.
WHO WANTS TO HEAR A SPACE JOKE? WHAT IS AN ASTRONAUT’S FAVORITE
DRINK? A ROOT BEER FLOAT!
>>OH, MY GOD, SHE’S BREAKING LIKE A SALTINE!
>>WILL YOU CUT THE GOD DAMN FEED!

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    EvilFookaire

    Awesome skit – and damn, even as a frozen space-corpse Kate just owns it.
    Also, is it weird or wrong if I think that those monkeys looked like… uh…. "entertainment" dolls that I once owned?
    Wait, disregard that, let's just focus on the brilliance of this skit!

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    IP WARDEN

    What is funny as hell though is that it should be the other way around you know because it's not cold it's extremely f**** hot so and in return they should just like burst into flames I mean if anything that would be like really f*** up right

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    Omega Saiyan

    So this is what Michael did after he left Scranton with Holly ( i know it’s “spoilers” but if you haven’t seen the Office by now you should just question what you’re doing with your life)

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    irubyu

    Michael Scott’s getting old…it seems like it was just yesterday that he stepped on his George Forman grill because he loves to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon and got a protuberance on his elbow.
    😢😭😢😭😢😭

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    Sirius Starlight

    “I APOLLOgize” 😂😂😂
    What a pun.

    NASA is not good in my humble opinion. How about we feed all our kids, give them free healthcare, free education and a chance at a great quality life with no boundaries.
    Instead of truly doing experiments like this on taxpayers 💰

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    david mack

    Dear god..what a stupid skit.. when will SNL be funny again?? Time to fire all the writers and actors and start from scratch..

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    Ausar The Vile

    For y’all who don’t know polson is a real school and I went the last year. It currently is hold 6 7 and 8 grades, but it use to be just a 7 and 8 school and even earlier it was a high school

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    Tucker Bowen

    kinda reminds me of that Doctor Who episode with the robot space suits full of dead astronauts where the Doctor goes blind, y'know the one?

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    Olav Langli

    About as real as nasa's videos. How did they take the picture of the first moon landing FROM THE MOON?? So Kodak had a guy stationed at the moon to take the picture of Apollo 13?? Makes no sense

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