Slow Jam the News with President Obama

Slow Jam the News with President Obama


President Obama still has
eight months left in office before his second term is up. Naturally, this is a time
to look back on all he’s accomplished over
the past eight years. You know, I was going to make
a joke about this, but I — [ Laughter ] I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs
to be slow jammed. You know what I’m talking about,
Tariq? Yeah, Jimmy. I think you’re saying you’d like
to slow jam this news. That’s right.
I wanna slow jam the news. And I’m not the only one. [ Cheers and applause ] Hello. [ Laughter ] I’m President Barack Obama, and I, too, would like
to slow jam this news. Hit me eight times! ♪♪ It’s been an honor
and a privilege to serve as your president
over the past eight years. When I first took office,
our nation was facing one of the worst recessions
in its history. Since then, we’ve added
more than 14 million new jobs and lowered
the unemployment rate to under 5%. Through the actions
of my administration, we were able to stimulate
the economy and get our country
back on track. Aww, yeah. President Obama stimulated
long-term growth. [ Laughter ] In both the public
and the private sector. In 2008, the country
wasn’t feeling in the mood. It was too tired, stressed,
said it had a headache. But Barack lit some candles
and got some silky satin sheets. ♪ Silky satin sheets now ♪ Told the American people,
“Yes, we can.” ♪ Yes, we can,
it’s all right ♪ ♪ He created tons of jobs
for you and me ♪ ♪ And he’s got one more left
for Hillary ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] As president, I’m proud of the many progressive steps our country has taken
in recent years, both socially
and environmentally. The United States
has been a leader in developing clean energy to ensure the health of our
planet for future generations. Thanks to
the Affordable Care Act, an additional
20 million Americans now have access
to quality health care. And same-sex couples across
the country now have a constitutional right
to marry. [ Cheers ] In short, climate change is real, health care is affordable, and love is love. [ Cheers and applause ] Mm, mm, mmm. Commander in preach! [ Laughter ] You gotta listen to my man,
Bareezus. He’s accomplished a lot
in eight years. Even when Congress tried
to block him, he found a way in
through the back door. [ Laughter ] When Republicans…
gave him lemons, he made so much lemonade, Beyoncé started calling him
“Baracky with the good hair.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪ Baracky
with the good hair ♪ ♪ His first two terms
ended in such a hurry ♪ ♪ Wish he could go for three
like my man Steph Curry ♪ [ Cheers and applause ] And now…
there will be no third term. I can’t stay forever. Besides, Daddy’s got
a Hawaiian vacation booked in about…223 days. [ Cheers and applause ] But who’s counting? That being said, the American people face
an important decision this fall. The entire world
is watching, and they look to us
for stability and leadership. Now, I know some
of the presidential candidates have been critical
of my foreign policy. I don’t want to name
any names. ♪ He’s talking
about Donald Trump ♪ [ Laughter ] But I believe
it is of the utmost importance to work alongside
other world leaders. That’s why I signed
the Iran nuclear deal. That’s why we reopened
diplomatic ties with Cuba. And that’s why I negotiated
the new trade deal called the Trans-Pacific Partnership,
or TPP. Now, hold on there,
“Prez Dispenser.” [ Laughter ] Are you saying
you’re down with TPP? Yeah, you know me. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Look, Jimmy, the TPP
allows American businesses to sell their products
both at home and abroad. The more we sell abroad, the more higher-paying jobs
we provide here at home. It’s that simple. So — So what
you’re saying is, this trade deal will help put
everyday Americans back to… ♪ Work, work, work,
work, work, work ♪ ♪ He put us back to work,
work, work, work, work ♪ ♪ He put us back to… ♪ ♪ Work, work, work,
work, work ♪ [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] Now, Mr. President,
since you’re here, I got to ask, have you been watching all
the election coverage this week about Donald Trump? No, but I have been watching
my new favorite show, “Orange
is Not the New Black.” [ Cheers and applause ] Whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m gonna need you
to Netflix and chill. [ Laughter ] I get it if you’re a little
wound up after all this time. I mean, I can’t imagine
what it’d be like to do the same job
for eight straight years. Jimmy,
you probably never will. [ Laughter and applause ] ♪ Does Obamacare
cover burns? ♪ ♪♪ America’s best days
are still yet to come. Thank you, Mr. President,
for all that you’ve done. ♪ This country’s on track,
and that is a fact ♪ ♪ Once you go Barack,
you will never go back ♪ ♪ Thank you for leading
the red, white, and the blue ♪ And that is how
we slow jam the news. Oh, yeah. [ Finale plays ] Give it up for the President
of the United States, Barack Obama! [ Cheers and applause ] Double mic drop! We’ll be right back
with more of “The Tonight Show!” Come on, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]

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    mighty mouse

    The FAKE PRESIDENT created by Demonrats to deceive Americans. He can put the jam up his butt. Disgusting and unnecessary waste of time space and air.

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    Fel Ta

    For the next democrats… DO NOT TOUCH THE CONSTITUTION… And y'all gon rule it. Take it to heart. Hillary's mistake? Gun Control. What will be good? PEOPLE CONTROL.

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    Brenda Brown

    I miss President Obama with all my heart. I cryed like a baby when he left. Still do. Joe Biden all the wayโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ

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    Charmaine Goulbourne

    I miss 44. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. We had some good years. Thank you Mr President sir. God bless you and your family always.

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    Charmaine Goulbourne

    I am peeing my pants๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ work work work. You mean your down with tpp? Yeah you know me.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Mr. President you rocking to work work is Epic๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Zebulous

    White women love Obama almost more than black people. I love this so much. As Chappelle said, โ€œThe Obama years were good to meโ€.

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    Esmeraldito Prishka

    Ama kapoios anaivasei americanikh shmaia shmainei oti tha viastei kai tha kanei apovolh me ta giatrika dedomena twn ellllhnwn ( stop dimutrh).โ€™ Here is not you moony.โ€™ ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐ŸŽ–๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

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    Tina Coruth

    I miss having an intelligent, thoughtful President who has a sense of humor. Notice, while he listed the accomplishments, he said of his administration and not once bragged about being the best President in the history of the country.I miss you and your family, Mr. President.

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    KiraAsakura14

    Idrc if he was actually a good president or not, but he showed the "Suave" of a theoretical "perfect" President.

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    44774477ric

    AND WE WONDER HOW AMERICA WAS NEARLY DESTROYED BY THIS FUKIN CLOWN ACT…….THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT COMPRISED OF A 2 BIT TALENT SHOW ROUTINE WITH A SOCIALIST COMMUNIST BACK UP BAND……THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENCY IS ABOUT SERIOUS BUSINESS AND ACCOUNTABILITY TO A DEMOCRATIC CAPITALISTIC SOVEREIGN POWER BY THE PEOPLE AND FOR THE PEOPLE !!!

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    Sudky Aburass

    ุดูˆ ุจุญุจ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฑุฆูŠุณ ูŠุง ุฑูŠุช ุงุณู„ู… ุนู„ูŠู‡ ูˆุดูˆูู‡ ู…ุญุชุฑู… ุฌุฏุง ูˆู…ูˆู‡ูˆุจ ููŠ ูƒู„ ุดุฆ

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    Noel James

    Now what we not finna do is ignore the mic drop at the end

    President Obama is the Beast
    No pun intended!

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    Phani Kumar

    I always love to watch this show with Obama president…funny.president Obama maintained the dignity,class ,generous,loveble and kindness as a america's presidents.one of my most fav president in America.his jokes r really missing u sir…from India.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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    Moeenuddin Saiyed

    When he said work work work I was like twerk twerk twerk ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    President Obama is the best

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    Netanel Arango

    Difรญcil es escaperce de lusbel cuando se lleva el nรบmero 32 de su brujerรญa y Echiseria. Del ocultismo.

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    Vanuatu Flower

    ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡บ Vanuatu loves this President, he looks after all of us and realizes climate change is real… miss you President Obama

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    Arsino Meteor

    Watching this in 2019, especially the thing with the green energy n stuff, I'm close to cry, Trump ruined so much

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