New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears

New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears


The Google phone is slashing monthly fees.
Thanks to an add supported service. That “whispers” adds right into your ear.
Jeff Tate has more… At a share-holders meeting yesterday, Google
announced steep price cuts. Made possible by a revolutionary new voice
recognition software, that can detect key-words in users
conversations and verbally suggest related- products and services on the spot. -So Sasha, where do you want to go to lunch?
-Well Jen, there are some great restaurants in my neighborhood.
-Hungry? Sunny’s BBQ. The best place to grab comfort foods. Hundreds of locations
nationwide. -That sounds good, let’s go there.
-That sounds great. Automated Whispered Advertising, will allow
us to offer the world’s best smart-phones nearly for free.
Useres won’t even remember a time when they didn’t have a second voice whispering in
their ear. Tech Publication reviews have been, indeed,
enthusiastic. -Hello?
-Hey mom. -Mother’s day gifts…..
-I’m calling from my Google phone. It’s barely costing me a thing.
-Google also will be further off-setting consumer costs with ad based ringtones.
-Oh march yourself…. Down to Chase Bank… Oh march yourself down to – Chase Bank. -Google has pre-loaded dozens of new
applications into the phone. Including a GPS system that gives directions
to sponsored businesses. -There’s a Dunkin’ Donuts in 0.6 miles,
let’s go. Come on, let’s go to Dunkin’ Donuts. -As well as state of the art camera
software. With subtle advertising imagery. Critics, however are decrying the add system
as a possible safety concern. Pointing to a recent 911 call placed by a
beta tester of the Google phone service. -Google has promised to resolve the issue in
upgrades. In the meantime Google is testing out
cost-cutting software, that will make it possible for your phone to
call members off your contact list and mimic your voice while advertising
products. Here is a sneak preview of what my friends
would hear… -Hello.
-Hey, just wanted to say hi and to tell you about job opportunities at Monster.com
fresh job listings posted daily have jobs e-mailed to you.
Sign up and find your dream job… -For Tech Trends I am the real Jeff Tate. -Yahoo has also announced plans to enter the
smart phone market. The Y-Phone, which will license current
Google phone software, is expected to be out in 3 to 4 years. -Coming up next, a new state quarter has
revealed a previously unknown state.

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    Heinskitsvelvit

    @jordana8899 no shit… are you really stupid enough to think that someone believe that that phone is real, and on an ONN video?

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    deepblue

    Apple sells you a product.
    Microsoft pays others so that you will use their product.
    Google gives the product away and sells you.

    Don't be evil?

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    InsertName125

    @Ecosse57 Watch the movie NETWORK. It was made in 1976 and people thought it was political satire. In fact, at the time it probably was. Who knew it would be more of a prophecy.

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    thegreattotemaster

    I know it's the Onion, but… guys… this technology is here. From Google, nonetheless! :O

    Google.

    Ad.

    Glasses. Enough said.

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    SiloNova

    That Y-Phone should be out soon since this video was uploaded back in 2010. I've got my monies saved up 😉

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    chancy319

    Funny enough, this is actually coming to pass. Google is going to monitor your environments to produce real time ads based on where you are. YouTube won't let me put up links so Google "Google Phone monitors background noise for ads".

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    Moonshade

    This is actually true (at least will be in the future). As google had applied for this kind service in the patent office.

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    Kiri Laing

    "Twilight: eclipse to contain warnings against wolf fucking". I shudder to think how close the onion could be getting to reality there ಠ_ಠ

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    flyingmagicalguy

    you know whats the real problem with you? that you actually think the onion pretends to be real

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    TrueGamer181

    This reminds me of those youtube videos with the stupid water mark "music on demand," being heard at certain points in a song.

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    Oidipous Mohana

    Wonderful vid, I just achieved my very first $729 today and it feels amazing! all thanks to this really amazing youtube video watch it: /watch?v=-6ZtcGbn-Uc «–

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    bobdobb1088

    Just kill your google account and facebook account.  Use Smartpage as your homepage and use Tor browser.  Never log into youtube. etc.
    Otherwise…you get what you get…

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    theknightlynews

    Indonesian Plane Lands Mysteriously Intact.

    Okay, I know MH370 is Malaysian, but shit, that is pretty weird.

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    Danny Sullivan Music

    They've already taken over Maps, so I don't see why they couldn't take over Phone as well. Eventually, it will get to the point where you think you're texting with your friend but it's just Google.

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    Plans for the Creative Commons

    omg. The 'y-phone' – Numbers in a ring around the edge of the keypad, up to 14 and three identical call buttons.

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    artman40

    Creepy thing is that there are now algorithms that can actually copy your voice after listening just a few seconds of your speech.

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    Luke Cai

    it's like a Black Mirror episode that could actually happen 😉 nudge nudge I'm looking at you Amazon Kindle is bundled with ads…

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