Gutfeld: What’s a liberal to do when a Republican is better at compassion?

Gutfeld: What’s a liberal to do when a Republican is better at compassion?


FUND SHOW. THE IMPEACHMENT IS GETTING A NEW BOOST. GET THIS, IT INCLUDES CELEBRITIES. ROSIE O’DONNELL, TOM ARNOLD, DEBRA MESSING, I THOUGHT THEY SAID CELEBRITIES. [LAUGHTER] ROSIE, DEBORAH, TOM, I THINK THE LAST HIT TOM HAD WAS FROM A CRACK PIPE. JUST KIDDING TOM, DON’T SUE ME, I LOVE YOU. WHO KNOWS WHAT THESE CRUSADERS WILL COME UP WITH. I’M SURE THEY’LL GET HELP FROM ADAM, MR. SCHIFF WHO IT SEEMS IN THE REAL TRANSCRIPT HE DECIDED HE BETTER MAKE UP ONE OF HIS OWN OF HIS ON OF HIS OWN. I’M IN A SAY THIS ONLY SEVEN TIMES SO YOU BETTER LISTEN GOOD. I WANT TO MAKE UP DIRT ON MY POLITICAL OPPONENT, LOTS OF IT AND DON’T CALL ME AGAIN, I’LL CALL YOU WHEN YOU’VE DONE WHAT I ASKED.>>A REMINDER THAT WASN’T JUST STUPID, IT WAS FALSE. BUT IT WAS WHAT THE MEDIA WANTED TO HEAR SO ADAM OBLIGED. IT WONDERS, IF YOU CAN MANGLE A TRANSCRIPT WITH SUCH CREATIVITY, IMAGINE WHAT HE COULD DO TO OTHER STUFF.>>AND NOW ADAM READS NURSERY RHYMES.>>THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE. SHE HAD SO MANY CHILDREN SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. SHE GAVE THEM SOME BROTH WITHOUT ANY BREAD AND WHIPPED THEM ALL SOUNDLY AND PUT THEM TO BED. A WISE COURSE OF ACTION. [APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT. SO HOW IS TRUMP HOLDING UP? FINE CONSIDERING THERE’S NO OTHER MAN WE’VE EVER MET THAT COULD’VE TAKEN IT.>>THERE’S NO OTHER MAN THAT WE’VE EVER MET THAT COULD’VE TAKEN IT. THAT’S TRUE MAYBE I’M A LITTLE DIFFERENT UP HERE, I DON’T KNOW BUT I ENJOY IT. I’M ENERGIZED.>>AND BOY IS HE. ASK HIM WAS JOE BIDEN A GOOD VICE PRESIDENT.>>HE WAS ONLY A GOOD VICE PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE UNDERSTOOD HOW TO KISS BARACK OBAMA’S.>>COME ON, SUCH LANGUAGE. YOU KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO COMPLAIN THAT YOU USE TERRIBLE WORDS.>>THEY COMPLAIN SOMETIMES THAT I USE A TERRIBLE WORD. I USED HELP THE OTHER DAY. I GOT HELP. THEY SAID HE USE TERRIBLE LANGUAGE. I USE THE WORD HELL. IT WAS SO BAD. YOU SHOULD HEAR JAY-Z, THE WORD HE WAS USING. HE WAS USING THE F WORD AND THE NEXT DAY THEY SAY I USED BAD LANGUAGE.>>A REMINDER THAT JAY-Z IS NOT PRESIDENT, BUT ANYWAY, I GET WHY THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO DESTROY HIS PRESIDENCY. YOU HAVE RECORD EMPLOYMENT, RECORD HIGH MEDIAN INCOME, PRISON REFORM, TROOPS COMING HOME, SO WHY WOULDN’T YOU WANT TO RUIN THAT, BUT I GET IT. IT’S A LIBERAL TO DO WHEN A REPUBLICAN TURNS OUT TO BE BETTER AT COMPASSION THAN YOU ARE. IF YOU’RE ADAM SCHIFF, YOU KEEP CHANGING THE STORY.>>AND NOW ADAM SCHIFF READS NURSERY RHYMES.>>LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN THE CORNER EATING A CHRISTMAS PIE. HE PUT IN HIS THUMB AND PULLED OUT A PLUM AND SAID WHAT A GOOD BOY AM I OR WAS HE.>>I FEEL A CHILL UP MY SPINE. WHAT YOU’RE SEEING IS A SHAMELESS BRAZEN EFFORT BY THE MEDIA TO UNDO AN ELECTION. THE QUESTION REMAINS HOW THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS THROUGH? YOU SAW THAT RALLY AND USE THAT ENERGY. THE MORE INTENSELY THE ESTABLISHMENT MEDIA TARGETS THOSE PEOPLE, THE MORE THE TRUMP MOVEMENT GETS. WHEN IT BECOMES OBVIOUS THAT IT’S JUST THE NEW YORK TIMES AND ADAM SCHIFF VERSUS MIDWESTERNERS AND RED HATS, WHO’S GOING TO END UP BEING THE HERO? IT’S OBVIOUS, CANCELING OUT THE VOTES OF 60 MILLION PEOPLE WILL TURN TRUMP INTO THE MOST UNLIKELY REBEL LEADER IN HISTORY, AND ORANGE CROSS. [INAUDIBLE]>>AND NOW ADAM READS NURSERY RHYMES.>>HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL, MR. DUMP THE ON THE WALL REPRESENTS PORCH OF OUR CORRUPT PRESIDENT. HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL, CLEARLY A REFERENCE TO OUR FALL OF DEMOCRACY UNDER PRESIDENT TRUMP ADAM SCHIFF, EVERYBODY SO HOW GREAT IS THIS THAT THE LEFT ALWAYS WANTED AN AMERICAN RADICAL LEADER. THERE OWN. OUTCOME OF THEIR OWN, FINALLY

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    Julio Ches

    Somebody has to tell Gutfeld to down a pack of chill pills or have anger management session each time before he hits the Fox stage. Or else, Fox news should have a permanent banner reading "Laugh now; this is satire".

    Did reps ever ask themselves how come there's only one right-wing satire showman in the US, and this single one objectively looks like some sadist cannibal. One honestly wonders if that guy ever laughed in his life, and I'm not talking about watching a passer-by slip on a banana peel and cracking his skull open on the sidewalk.

    Tune in for Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, Jon Stewart, Hasan Minhaj, Trevor Noah, Desi Lydic, John Oliver, Jordan Klepper shows, and many of you, Fox oldtimers, may be in for a big surprise that the satire can also be smart and funny!

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    Jonathan Zirkle

    Gutfeld forgot the funny joke where the compassionate god emperor moved a thousand troops to defend the homeland of Al Qaeda while removing 50 troops that were keeping Kurds who fought ISIS from being murdered by a blood thirsty dictator who got his security to beat up American citizens when he visited the US, and who just so happens to be in NATO, and has two Trump Towers in his capital.

    Thats a funny joke like nursery rhymes right.

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    David ben Mesecke

    Up until recently, I used to be a strong Trump supporter, until the day he had so much compassion with our enemies that he, in his great and unmatched wisdom, left some of his best friends defenseless to being annihilated by them.

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    hellrzr1966

    *Somebody please tell me you bioreconditioned Tom. The smallest piece of Schiff is absolutely a biohazard and may be a cross species contaminate risk as well.

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    Tampa User

    The joke here from Dan McFarland about AOC's IQ test is a re-hash of an old 'Dumb Blonde' joke. Here's another one: What did the Dumb Blonde say while waiting for results of her pregnancy test? "Oh God, I hope it's mine." Or, How do you know when a Dumb Blonde has been sitting at your computer? There's White-Out on the screen. (Remember White Out ?) But today… what the HELL has happened to us?

    The UNBELIEVABLE ASTONISHING thing is the reaction that this little IQ joke has provoked in the audience watching this video. I can't believe the anger, the sublimated violence, the ill will and downright stupidity that has been provoked by this silly joke? Have we really become so simple minded and ugly?

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    Martin Cedro

    Is this show there own version of snl. This is fox snl right ? U know CNN and NBC don't need actors. All they have to do is show a trump speech and his supporters. Now that's funny.

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    Jaclyn M

    He didn’t even try to make the sentence sound like it wasn’t fragmented statements. He stumbled all through it.

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    Randy BoBandy

    you know when someone expresses that type "eye behavior" they are most likely a sexual deviant. I read a lot of books!!!

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    Wade

    It sounds like a bunch of kids playing pretend in the front yard 😂..Impeachment task force?? That is the funniest thing ever. Rosie O'Donnell is the leader I'm guessing 😆

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    I'm Aimée Miami

    Let's compare two presidents.
    Jimmy Carter vs Donald Trump.
    Jimmy Carter still builds houses for habitats for humanity at age 95 and Trump is actively making life worse for humanity.

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    whyputaname2

    Fox News the Propaganda Channel…..

    Putin Puppet Commie Rump Butt Lickers…..

    Putin Puppet Commie Rump for Prison…… 2020…..

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    Matthew Kroll

    All liberals seem to have those eyes are popped open look….deer in the headlights look before getting hit by a truck

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    Alphonso Devachenzig

    After the last REAL journalist Shep Smith leaves Faux News, this is what you are left with. Lie spewing nuts.

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    Edmund Singleton

    How many hours of television would you have to watch to see
    a person displayed with gray hair on a news program? I don’t know, count them,
    how many hours of television watching before you will be able to see a person
    with gray hair displayed in a drama or comedy? I don’t know, count them. Now,
    how many hours of television watching before seeing a blond headed person? I know
    the answer to this one, seconds…

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    WanderAbroad

    While I find Trumps statements very between very funny and groan worthy I have to state that he is the polar opposite of politicians for the past decades.
    In the past they spoke pretty and did very little. Trump does a lot… and doesn't speak very pretty. So I will continue to groan and laugh and support him.

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    Layla Reeves

    I don’t know where Greg found that guy playing SCHIFTY, but how hilarious is he? Oh and I supported Trump, I gave to his campaign after SCHIFTY and his cronies went after him for the Biden’s crimes. 👍🇺🇸

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    Gabriel Valdes

    The president is a celebrity. Remember "celebrity apprentice'. Sounds like he always knew what his role at the White House was going to be.

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    TheWhiskeyCowboy

    Liberals used to proclaim "compassion" as their "gotcha" card….. but what it has devolved to now is CONTROL. They use "compassion" ONLY if it helps them control someone. I have always contested that "compassion" was a ruse anyways, since in most cases their "compassion" never actually HELPED any of the issues they tossed it at.

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    Adam Gallagher

    I love that Gutfield blames the Dems for trying to ruin this presidency. The orange guy has done terrific job doing it himself. Probably the best job of it ever.

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    wuzgo anon

    That guy does Schiff so we'll, I can't keep myself from opening my eyes really big when I watch him! Laughing so hard.

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    auot ukun

    imagine if the transcript didn't come out, oh the outrage and doubts in peoples minds when Adam shifty shift came out with his own lol this is banana republic, Idiocracy movie in real life…

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    John Greene

    Republicans are better at compassion????? Trump publicly mocks a disabled human (the reporter) being and gets elected anyway. How would you Trump lovers feel if that was you or your family member. I would hope you'd see him differently. But if you were dumb enough to vote for that immature school yard bully, you'd probably be to dumb to get it

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    Makers Mike

    I must admit, I find my self laughing hysterically at Fox and their fans going crazy about someone saying something that isn't accurate. When Trump literally does it every day and they ignore it. Ooops. Just fell off my chair. Need to change channels.

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    Angie Dettore

    Celebrities, again?? Come on!!, again? And B rated at best. No one cares about has been, or any celebrity lecturing us on morality, or anything.

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    Carolyn Miller

    HAS BEENS AND TOM ARNOLD is a never was, so I don’t believe he counts. HIs EX WIFE WAS A CLEB. HE is only known because of he rode in on her coat tail.

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    Slappy Slap slap

    This Adam Schiff bit is the funniest thing Gutfeld has ever had on his show …. he really needs to milk it and I'm sure he will

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    Dire Jack

    Republicans,,,please vote in 2020 ..We can take back the house and really clean up congress and get rid of the socialist/communists in the dems.

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    Susan Byers

    Tom was GREAT! as Schiff. I felt my eyeballs opening bigger–LOL! Love your show and your openings on The Five.

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    Josif Maracine

    Humpty Dumpty needs a Wall to sit on.

    Build More Walls, less Shifty eyeballs.

    Time for Treasonous Schiff behind walls or bars as well.

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