#GrownUpPolitics – London Mayor and Assembly Elections Broadcast 2016

#GrownUpPolitics – London Mayor and Assembly Elections Broadcast 2016


It’s just another day in the world of British politics Boris is on his way to lobby support from the blue gang. Yay! Look at me, I’m prime minister No. I’ve got the long term lega-monic plan I’m gonna flush your economic plan down the toilet George! I’m gonna tell David what you’re saying. Meanwhile in the nursery, Jeremy is asserting his leadership I found this in the toilet. Everybody’s saying bout things about me and it has to stop. It wasn’t me Jeremy I’m glad dats sorted. And predictably, Jeremy and David are having another argument Even your Mummy doesn’t agree with your policies. [Politicians agree] My Mum would say ‘Put on a suit, do up a tie and sing the national Anthem. [politicians laugh at Jeremy] Tim’s contemplating the future of his party It was nick’s fault. He got really friendly with David and then David lied to him and he stitched him up. Some of the red gang are in disagreement over their trident missile policy Jeremys coming. Quick! Have you been playing with those rockets again? No. Good because I don’t like people playing with rockets. Next door, Theresa is getting to know a few non-EU citizens while checking on their paperwork Miss Dolly…right is says here you’re a nurse. I don’t think you’ve got enough money so.. GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY. GET OUT! Are you still here? GET OUT! In the nature area, the red gang are having an important meeting. Push off you lot, I’m gonna frack this area. Frack! Frack! Frack! I can do what I want, I’m the Prime Minister. Jemery doesn’t like fracking. I’m like, why do you don’t like it? Coz, I literally love it. It’s almost hometime as Zac and Sadiq discuss some of the finer points of their housing policies. My housings, better than yours! I can build more house than you! Liar! You can’t do that! Childish, isn’t it? This political in-fighting isn’t helping anyone. And while the other parties throw around insults, we’ve been working hard for Londoners. A party that will stand alongside you in this housing crisis by pledging to build more homes and campaigning for controls on the rent you pay. Because we know that a house shouldn’t just be an investment for the rich. A party that uses public transport and knows it doesn’t serve everyone equally. Which is why we promise to introduce flat fares across the capital. The only party that will tell Londoners the truth about the city’s air pollution crisis and work hard to solve it, by switching all buses and taxis to zero emissions. We are confident in our ideas and their power to change our city. And will continue to pursue them, as people, as politicians and as a united party working for you. Vote for Sian Berry for London Mayor on May the 5th on this ballot paper But just as importantly vote for us on the orange ballot paper so we can elect more Green London Assembly members to influence the way your city is run. The Green Party. The power of good ideas.

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    Mike Van fag

    Yet another pathetic attempt from the greens. Still….if you know you ha e no chance I suppose you can afford to make crap like this eh?

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    Steve Pocock

    All these anti Green comments when the present government is robbing us blind, stitching up the young and disabled to pay for their failed economic plan. Labour hasn't worked out that it needs to kick out most of its parliamentary party and sign up to electoral reform and the Lib Dems are an empty shell swinging in the breeze. Good vid.

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    TheEvilAdventurer

    I do worry for the Greens, as I believe that many voters they gained in 2016; will switch to Labour for Jeremy Corbyn

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    Fabiane St Clair

    Contradictory of the parties previous points of backing Jeremy, and now your making him out to be looking like a serious child when really he is on the front line with defending and attacking a lot of things this party itself believes in, because the Green party doesn't have that voice which can be heard currently.

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    sufle

    This is genius. I thought the GE 2015 broadcast was good but this is gold. Sadly cannot vote because I don't live in London 🙁

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    paul Hobbs

    2 many people reading 2 much into it, in my opinion it's just a great video that makes me laugh alot and I would never vote Green !!! lol

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    nan winifred

    It is wrong to use innocent children to get your point across Show them this in five years time and see their reaction

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    Robert Tolhurst

    It's a brilliant idea, nicely done. However, when the "don't vote them" footage stops and our Sensible Big Auntie turns off the CCTV (how did she get DBS?) and starts to talk at 2:23 , we hear the most childish statements of all. 😉
    Now if only a Pro-Diesel And Anti-SUV campaigner and one of today's MAML attack cyclists could have started a fight with her, we would have had a classic!

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    Alan H

    This is such a great ad, if only there was a little Sian and the greens there to present the green sane side it would be superb. Amend it, I am sure it would go viral.

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    Holly Page

    "It was nicks fault. He got really friendly with David and then David lied to him and stitched him up"

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