Fox News yearns for “the good ole days”


I’m old enough to remember back in the
olden days… You know in the old days guys when you had a coup, and I really look
upon this whole thing as like a coup, you used to bring guns and bullets. Rather than use a gun as he did back in the olden days, they’re gonna use a stick. Do you remember when Henry Kissinger did the weather? In the old days they used to
burn witches when the weather went bad or have human sacrifice. Now they just
sue oil companies. Those great old days where double-digit returns and a safe investment were the norm. Remember in the olden days when
Republicans used to stand for fiscal responsibility. Remember when the
Redskins name was the biggest controversy in the NFL? Those were the good old days. -They were the good old days. In the olden days, people came to this country they would actually sign the guestbook out at Ellis Island You know, remember back in the old days when sometimes we’d come to work and it’d be like man what’s gonna be our lead story, not much to talk about . Do you remember the old days when it was the bad guys that used the aliases? Those were the good old days when we could fax other backs and forth Those were the good old days when we could fax other backs and forth
-f a x m a c h i n e Remember in in the old
days when a crime was a crime? Remember in the olden days when people used to watch football for football? If we’re gonna take these guys out we’re going to take them out, it’s like the old days of the sheriffs. They put a sign: don’t
bring your guns to town. Remember in the olden days when football wasn’t political and Just remember the good old days when they only sold off the Lincoln Bedroom but that’s another topic He would pitch a tent in Central Park. Those were the good old days. Remember when ESPN used to have sports on it? Those were the good old days. -It’s like with MTV with, uh, videos?
-Those were the good old days. Ireland, which is taking jobs from the US, not the other way around as it was in the old days In the old days, people like Weinstein, and this will make
an amazing movie or an amazing novel- Hannah Montana was actually on the show a number of
times back in the olden days.
-RIGHT In the olden days, it was called the woody. -RIGHT Back in the olden days, we used to, whenever we were lucky enough that, when we first got
started. Remember back in the olden days, the people who were running for national office, they were very concerned about getting as many votes as possible, and there was one demographic that they targeted. They targeted soccer
moms. Remember that? I remember the good old days when WikiLeaks worked for the Mossad. Everyone and his uncle seemingly protest Christopher Columbus Not a popular iconic symbol like the old days here. Remember in the olden days, I dunno if you’re old enough but I remember Johnny Carson. Specifically white Americans, who during the good old days, had the manufacturing and the good old coal jobs There’s no front line in this war like there was in olden days. There’s no trench. During the old days, during the Cold War if you were supporting the Russians, or if you were a communist you weren’t going to be getting any slack you
would be locked up. *sputtering* You’re laughing! I’m laughing too! I forgot the good old days!

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