Campaign announcement: Guy stands for better communication (in bed), let’s talk about sex.


Hi. My name is Guy Nottadadi and I love my country, don’t you? And this beautiful country of ours is based on the idea that simply being human earns you the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. (shouting) FREEDOM And that freedom includes talking about sexual health so why would be clam up when it comes to talking about something that almost everybody does? I’m fishing and I believe with all of my heart that the best sex requires full transparency between partners. (talking) Guy: Yeah, okay Woman: and Johnny John was hearing it Guy: Okay just give me one second. Sadly, not everyone is as comfortable communicating as my pal, Doris, here, but when it comes to your sexual health it’s just too important stay silent, so call upon some of that good old American bravery and take the initiative to discuss your sexual health with your partner. (talking) Guy: Now you’re saying you were at the beach Putting off talking about your sexual health, afraid to be seen buying condoms, think talking STIs or birth control will ruin the mood? Why? Let’s get tested for STIs together! What’s your preferred method of birth control?! Did you hear that? That’s the sound of a well-adjusted male. I’m in a baseball field now. You know and when it comes to consent, I can only hope that it doesn’t come as a surprise that mutual enthusiasm is super hot. And not only is it really hot, but in my book, it’s the only way to do it. I mean, do you really want to get it on with someone that’s just sort of, “meh” about it? So whether it’s just a little peck on the lips or trying to grind those hips, anything less than a, “hell yes,” is as good as a, “hell to the no,” and you always, always take “no” for an answer. Whether it’s STI prevention, birth control, consent, or just what gets you off, communication is key. My name is Guy Nottadadi and I believe that we should be good to one another, communicate, and together let’s make sex great again America. Alright don’t use that one I’m gonna do it again, CUT! You know I’m actually a lefty! My name is Guy Nottadadi and I approve this message.

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