At This Point in the Broadcast: The Beach

At This Point in the Broadcast: The Beach


-Now, if I may, there’s something that
I need to get off my chest. A couple friends
started an e-mail chain with the intention
of organizing a trip to the beach next weekend. And I usually don’t air my
personal opinions on the show, but I just have to say this
once and for all. The beach flat-out sucks! [ Cheers and applause ] And if you can’t stand the heat,
kiss my crispy red ass! Whoo! That felt good!

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    Paweł Słomiak

    I hate going to the beach, i'd rather go for the bitches for a one night than spend entire day doing nothing at the beach.

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    ART TRA

    I'm from the north of England, fair skinned and ginger to boot. I moved to Guadalajara Spain to live with my lovely Spanish wife, each summer I question the limits of my love.

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    abcdefg hijklmno

    Wells Fargo and Seth Myers have a lot incommon there both rip offs one of money the other of time.

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    LivingInVancouverBC

    We've got a nude beach in Vancouver. I went once. 95% of people should keep their clothes on.

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    Daniel Evans

    Seth! How could you not like the beach! It's were all us old guys go to be lazy old sweaty guys, doing guy stuff like drink beer where we're not allowed, and pee in the pool from drinking too much beer, and that favorite thing we do that ladies love: take our shirt off and let every misplaced roll and age defying wrinkle hang out!! It's tradition!! That's why our dads and uncle's kicked our ass into compliance of conformity of what they did there! But, yeah. It sucks.

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    ivorycrystal150

    That klezmer line would have done better in a Jokes Seth Can’t Tell segment with a Jewish guest. The fact that it made it into a regular segment during this political climate bothers me, especially because it was just inserted into this bit with no additional context. The only goal I could see was to get an easy laugh, and the folks on this show are very capable of writing clever punch up jokes rather than a simple punch down.

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    Dak Lamerbusch

    I LOVE the beach!!! I miss the salty South Carolina beaches of my youth. We used to go to Mrytle Beach when I was a kid.:'( One year my burn was so bad my arms and face turned bubbly white!!!

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    ErykaSoleil

    I agree about the sun trying to kill us, and sand being impossible to get out of your things. (As a side note, I grew up within easy driving distance of a beach. I liked the occasional visit as a kid, but as I got older I realized it's coolest when you beach comb after a nor'easter rolls through). But Seth. HOW CAN YOU HATE KLEZMER MUSIC?

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    EGGBERT INKABOD

    HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW SETH MEYERS DA KING OF COMEDY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😂😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂

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