At This Point in the Broadcast: Casual Pleasantries

At This Point in the Broadcast: Casual Pleasantries


-Sorry to do this, but if I may,
there’s something that’s been bothering me
that I need to get off my chest. I’m in the
elevator earlier today, just me and this one other guy, and when he
gets off at his floor, he turns to me and he says,
“Have a good one.” And I’m like,
“Have a good what?” And he says, “Huh?” And I say, “You said,
‘Have a good one,’ so I’m asking you,
have a good one what?” But then he just stares
at me until the doors closed. And I’m sorry,
but I got to say it. These casual pleasantries can
all go straight to hell. -Seth stood up
on his desk and shouted, “To everyone who says,
‘It’s a jungle out there,’ no, bish,
it’s a jungle in here.” He then pulled on a
rope hanging above his desk, which lifted a curtain, revealing a live puma
in the studio. which caused the audience
to panic and stampede, at which point,
Seth said, “Relax. She’s not dangerous.” At which point, the puma
leapt from the stage and tackled Albert Einstein, biting off his face
and savaging his body, before casting aside his
bloody carcass like a rag doll. Following this, the puma
turned and set her sights on the courtroom sketch artist,
brutally savaging him, as well, which necessitated
a second sketch artist to take over drawing duties, even though they were
a decidedly poorer artist. And, ultimately,
all of this resulted in Seth putting his head
in his hands and saying… -And, no,
you can’t pick my brain, but you can pick my foot
out of your ass. Whoo! That felt good.

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    Matty80822

    I can't even implies you can't finish a sentence on your claim or observation because you're so dumbfounded, most commonly due to stupidity or absurdity in a situation. I can't even…

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    adam

    i always thought it was because i was A.D.D. that i couldn't handle being said "hey" to 6 times in a day by the same damn person…

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    Disavowal F

    Who's the artist, first one obvi? ;o) Love the frantic nature of the sketches that somehow are actually v precise, I take my hat off to you, maestro!

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    Cyclops Was Right

    i always love these. always. but this one was SO good that I would never have believed how good, no matter who told me.

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    Yes I’m Blessed

    πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ This sounds like my father-in-law! If you used the term β€œor what” he would go off. β€œWhat if I chose, or what? Can you explain what that means?”

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    james R.

    George Carlin said it best when he was confronted with "have a good one". He replied " I already have a good one , I'm looking for a bigger one".

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    robert davis

    oh yeah, this is Late Night style humor, the more Seth connects to what Conan and Letterman did the better the show will be

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    Bootsy Playboy

    Haha pretty funny high concept, experimental comedy bit 🀣🀣🀣 I cant imagine how you’d pitch something like this in a meeting, but ultimately it did workπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ€©

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    Priscilla Jimenez

    If they're gonna be perfectly correct, someone should've said no it's rhombi lol and the narrator should've said corpse instead of carcass lol

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    LordofCicadas

    I say it when I don't know if it's morning, afternoon, evening, or night and I'm just going through the motions of bullshit human pleasantries

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    Cherokee Lair

    This is the most perfect TV segment that I have seen since the last perfect TV segment that Seth Meyers and his writing staff created.

    But I like this one best of all of them. Mainly because the sketch artist segment included an artist who did everything very well except his depiction of Seth!

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    Felicia Gardner

    Some days I feel like this. But people are not allowed to vent. They are not allowed to be mad. They are not allowed to be anything. They have to hold it in. Which in turn makes everyone a ticking time bomb.

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    Pablo Maylee

    Probably seemed like a good concept in the planning. Unfunny, barely watchable. The show succeeds so often it makes a failure like this more obvious.

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    EGGBERT INKABOD

    πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―βœ‘οΈβœ‘οΈβœ‘οΈπŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ•Žβ™‹β™‹β™‹ I LOVE CRACK, CRACK GOOD β™‹β™‹β™‹β™‹β™‹β™‹πŸ•ŽπŸ”―πŸ•ŽπŸ•ŽπŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―πŸ”―

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    maine.ale

    "At This Point in the Broadcast" has become one of my favorite recurring segments of LNWSM. This show is so, so good!

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